Dave owd cock, you're not even close to scabbycat on the trolling....
"thick as pig sh/t" - and that's come from two who have had bank holiday dinner with us after attending the Widnes game this aft!!
I prefer 'dope' but I'll live with 'thick as pig sh/t'!!!
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Just like to offer some kind of mitigation the the brethren here. I have cas fans in my house - but I don't allow them to wear amber n black and I make them drink (in turn) out of my Steve Nash mug! That's THE Steve Nash not that neverwillbe that's on his way back to salford.