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PostPosted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 12:41 pm 
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In a move which will no doubt prove a rick vein of material for UK comedians, Egypt’s new Islamist-dominated parliament is apparently preparing to introduce a controversial law that would allow husbands to have sex with their deceased wives up to six hours after death

http://www.hindustantimes.com/world-news/Europe/Egypt-s-Farewell-Intercourse-law-allowing-sex-with-dead-wives-sparks-fury/Article1-846951.aspx

At present, I'm lost for words! Will women take this lying down?
In a move which will no doubt prove a rick vein of material for UK comedians, Egypt’s new Islamist-dominated parliament is apparently preparing to introduce a controversial law that would allow husbands to have sex with their deceased wives up to six hours after death

http://www.hindustantimes.com/world-news/Europe/Egypt-s-Farewell-Intercourse-law-allowing-sex-with-dead-wives-sparks-fury/Article1-846951.aspx

At present, I'm lost for words! Will women take this lying down?






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PostPosted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 12:48 pm 
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Sick lovers.

I tried to say "Sick bathtubs" or similar.

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 12:55 pm 
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Maybe they got the idea from Tom Petty's excellent "Mary Jane's Last Dance"






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PostPosted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 1:23 pm 
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I see from someone online that the 'farewell' part of this is not actually true – but the stuff about lowering the age of marriage to 14 is.






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But those Egyptians do have the finger on the pulse of the REAL issues that should be at the top of the agenda though:

Quote:Preacher Mustafa al-Adawi issued a fatwa prohibiting Muslim women from wearing high heels because they are a source of seduction for men.

“A woman can only wear high heels for her husband but she is not to do so outside her house,” he said
http://english.alarabiya.net/articles/2011/12/06/181146.html
But those Egyptians do have the finger on the pulse of the REAL issues that should be at the top of the agenda though:

Quote:Preacher Mustafa al-Adawi issued a fatwa prohibiting Muslim women from wearing high heels because they are a source of seduction for men.

“A woman can only wear high heels for her husband but she is not to do so outside her house,” he said
http://english.alarabiya.net/articles/2011/12/06/181146.html






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PostPosted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 1:54 pm 
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Ferocious Aardvark wrote:But those Egyptians do have the finger on the pulse of the REAL issues that should be at the top of the agenda though:

Quote:Preacher Mustafa al-Adawi issued a fatwa prohibiting Muslim women from wearing high heels because they are a source of seduction for men.

“A woman can only wear high heels for her husband but she is not to do so outside her house,” he said
http://english.alarabiya.net/articles/2011/12/06/181146.html

They'll ruin the flooring if they wear them in the house.
Ferocious Aardvark wrote:But those Egyptians do have the finger on the pulse of the REAL issues that should be at the top of the agenda though:

Quote:Preacher Mustafa al-Adawi issued a fatwa prohibiting Muslim women from wearing high heels because they are a source of seduction for men.

“A woman can only wear high heels for her husband but she is not to do so outside her house,” he said
http://english.alarabiya.net/articles/2011/12/06/181146.html

They'll ruin the flooring if they wear them in the house.

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 2:01 pm 
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Rock God X wrote:They'll ruin the flooring if they wear them in the house.


Not if she's on her back in the bedroom they won't.

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I remember thinking at the time that all the celebrating about the 'Arab Spring' was possibly a tad premature.

Still, we shall see.






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6 hours dead and my missus would still find a way of stopping me getting any. If they extend it to a couple of weeks I'm converting.

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