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Post subject: Farewell intercourse law
Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 12:41 pm
Ferocious Aardvark
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Post subject: Re: Farewell intercourse law
Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 12:48 pm
Dally
International Chairman
Joined: Dec 22 2001Posts: 14845
Sick lovers. I tried to say "Sick bathtubs" or similar.
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Post subject: Re: Farewell intercourse law
Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 12:55 pm
Ferocious Aardvark
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Maybe they got the idea from Tom Petty's excellent "Mary Jane's Last Dance"
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Post subject: Re: Farewell intercourse law
Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 1:23 pm
Mintball
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I see from someone online that the 'farewell' part of this is not actually true – but the stuff about lowering the age of marriage to 14 is.
"You are working for Satan." Kirkstaller "Dare to know!" Immanuel Kant "Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive" Elbert Hubbard "We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." Oscar Wilde The Voluptuous Manifesto – thoughts on all sorts of stuff.
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Post subject: Re: Farewell intercourse law
Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 1:50 pm
Ferocious Aardvark
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But those Egyptians do have the finger on the pulse of the REAL issues that should be at the top of the agenda though:
Quote: Preacher Mustafa al-Adawi issued a fatwa prohibiting Muslim women from wearing high heels because they are a source of seduction for men.
“A woman can only wear high heels for her husband but she is not to do so outside her house,” he said
http://english.alarabiya.net/articles/2011/12/06/181146.html
But those Egyptians do have the finger on the pulse of the REAL issues that should be at the top of the agenda though:
Quote: Preacher Mustafa al-Adawi issued a fatwa prohibiting Muslim women from wearing high heels because they are a source of seduction for men.
“A woman can only wear high heels for her husband but she is not to do so outside her house,” he said
http://english.alarabiya.net/articles/2011/12/06/181146.html
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Post subject: Re: Farewell intercourse law
Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 1:54 pm
Rock God X
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Ferocious Aardvark wrote: But those Egyptians do have the finger on the pulse of the REAL issues that should be at the top of the agenda though:
Quote: Preacher Mustafa al-Adawi issued a fatwa prohibiting Muslim women from wearing high heels because they are a source of seduction for men.
“A woman can only wear high heels for her husband but she is not to do so outside her house,” he said
http://english.alarabiya.net/articles/2011/12/06/181146.html They'll ruin the flooring if they wear them in the house.
Ferocious Aardvark wrote: But those Egyptians do have the finger on the pulse of the REAL issues that should be at the top of the agenda though:
Quote: Preacher Mustafa al-Adawi issued a fatwa prohibiting Muslim women from wearing high heels because they are a source of seduction for men.
“A woman can only wear high heels for her husband but she is not to do so outside her house,” he said
http://english.alarabiya.net/articles/2011/12/06/181146.html They'll ruin the flooring if they wear them in the house.
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Post subject: Re: Farewell intercourse law
Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 2:01 pm
Dally
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Joined: Dec 22 2001Posts: 14845
Rock God X wrote: They'll ruin the flooring if they wear them in the house.
Not if she's on her back in the bedroom they won't.
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Post subject: Re: Farewell intercourse law
Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 2:16 pm
Mintball
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Joined: May 10 2002Posts: 47951Location: Die Metropole
I remember thinking at the time that all the celebrating about the 'Arab Spring' was possibly a tad premature. Still, we shall see.
"You are working for Satan." Kirkstaller "Dare to know!" Immanuel Kant "Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive" Elbert Hubbard "We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." Oscar Wilde The Voluptuous Manifesto – thoughts on all sorts of stuff.
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Post subject: Re: Farewell intercourse law
Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 2:44 pm
Brads Stuntdouble
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Joined: Apr 17 2012Posts: 3
6 hours dead and my missus would still find a way of stopping me getting any. If they extend it to a couple of weeks I'm converting.
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Post subject: Re: Farewell intercourse law
Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 2:45 pm
rover49
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'when my life is over, the thing which will have given me greatest pride is that I was first to plunge into the sea, swimming freely underwater without any connection to the terrestrial world'
Yves Le Prieur, the real inventor of the aqualung
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