Yours are rubbish. If I have more time tomorrow, I'll blow this shizzle to bizzle.

Not even trying there.

You're just jealous, green with envy.

Gone But Not Forgotten

Gone, my friend, back to the sea,
Sideways you went, happy as can be.

Too many smiley faces, too many caps,
You wouldn't listen, lots of mishaps.

Shining claws so bright,
Like the moon in the night.

Barnabus 2012

"Talk Like an Egyptian"

All the Hull paintings in the room,
Are taken down now, see Tiger Eyes.
If you don’t move quick (Away-Oh!),
You’re Rolling down broke while past he flies.

No more bazaar stalls in the Fair,
No Candy Floss, Apple things or shies.
Girls in the team? (No-Way-Oh!)
Build ’em a Tesco to compromise.

Have several grand, Ed Miliband,
It’s a gift, there aint no ties.
Here’s several Mill for you! (Yes-Way-oh!)
Your CP land could be my prize.

WormInHand later on in 2012

Guess Who

Who's this nerd
Who's a bit of a bird

Is she new
Or one of the few

Is she the deal
We'd need a feel

Can she run
Would she stun

Hum, drum, num
You do the sum
Where is Dum?

Edith Edith New on here
Mrs Barista we can see right thru yer

B.F 2012.

My name is Neil

Don't like me?
Just don't look
Think I care?
Don't give a French Connection UK


LRR 2012

"East Turd"

He came along
Playing dum
Witty and fun.
We thought the sun shone
and wanted him along
In Secret.

True colours then shone.
Plain dumb
All along.
Nasty and wrong.
Mean is his song.
Bast hard.

Wormhole 2012

This on is titled, 'Newbie'.

Nobody can be new on here,
You must have been before,
No matter what your story,
The locals are a bore.

"Are you Mrs Barista?",
"I'm not, I'm sure you'll see",
"But you must be a double?",
"I'm not, I am just me".

Perhaps a moderator,
Who's name is Anakin,
Could look up on his panel,
And put the rumours in the bin.

Edith, 2012.

New-bee
Phil Bee
Beer phleeing
Bling shoppers
Bishops finger