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 Post subject: Re: HKR Poetry Corner
PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2012 9:36 am 
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☺East-Sard☺ wrote:I Don't Like You

She loves to chat and likes a stat
Tit for tat
Rat-a-tat-tat

She maybe fat
She might be flat
I can't imagine that

She wants a FAG
Likes to brag
I doubt I'd want to shag

She maybe be scum
She thinks I'm dum
I know I won't succumb

Black & white
Full of spite
I feel bad I've had to bite

He-she
She-he
I wouldn't want her as my queen bee

So who is vous?
Here's your clue
Marfa Manu, I don't like you.


East Sard
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Simply genious.
:CLAP: :CLAP: :CLAP:






‎"They supercede individuals, they supercede the team and they supercede the club. Our club is a traditional, working class club and the supporters are loyal and passionate and to see them go away happy really makes my day." Craig Sandercock.

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 Post subject: Re: HKR Poetry Corner
PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2012 11:18 am 
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Don't stand for it Marfa.






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BRING BACK THE CRAB.

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 Post subject: Re: HKR Poetry Corner
PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2012 11:21 am 
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THE WATCHER

She watches them in Morrisons
She knows just where they are
Anywhere in Brough, they never get too far.
Hiding behind the biscuits, peeping around the rice
Who is this Red headed stalker?
Why, it's Ginger spice.

LLR 2012






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 Post subject: Re: HKR Poetry Corner
PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2012 11:41 am 
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☺East-Sard☺ wrote:I Don't Like You

She loves to chat and likes a stat
Tit for tat
Rat-a-tat-tat

She maybe fat
She might be flat
I can't imagine that

She wants a FAG
Likes to brag
I doubt I'd want to shag

She maybe be scum
She thinks I'm dum
I know I won't succumb

Black & white
Full of spite
I feel bad I've had to bite

He-she
She-he
I wouldn't want her as my queen bee

So who is vous?
Here's your clue
Marfa Manu, I don't like you.


East Sard
x

That is beautiful.






HMMMMM YOUR TOUGH !!!!!

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 Post subject: Re: HKR Poetry Corner
PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2012 11:46 am 
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Heres one i wrote earlier.
Titled Blake Green.


Blake Green
Sounds like a London suburb

Player of the year 2011
Hope he signs a longer contract.


Chester Wednesday 2012






HMMMMM YOUR TOUGH !!!!!

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 Post subject: Re: HKR Poetry Corner
PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2012 11:53 am 
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I once road on a magic horse,
It had a single shaft of horn,
I'm not a horse you silly goose,
For I am but a Unicorn,

O'er hills and dales,
We flew aloft,
Then landed gently,
Twixt two trees,

And then,
I,
Chopped,
That,
Fecker,
Off.

Take that you big fat pansy.

Said I.

Sandra The Terrorist, 2012.






If there is no struggle, there is no progress. Those who profess to favor freedom, and yet depreciate agitation, are men who want crops without plowing up the ground. They want rain without thunder and lightning. They want the ocean without the awful roar of its many waters. This struggle may be a moral one; or it may be a physical one; or it may be both moral and physical; but it must be a struggle.

Frederick Douglas

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 Post subject: Re: HKR Poetry Corner
PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2012 11:57 am 
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Regal Goose

Regal Goose in all your splendour,
Bold and sturdy, yet mellow and tender.

Medallion hanging down like flavor flav,
You, my goose, are my golden fave.

Barnabus 2012

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 Post subject: Re: HKR Poetry Corner
PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2012 12:05 pm 
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I am touched, that is very sweet.

You are now my favourite Polar Bear, replacing the manky mental one I saw at Chester Zoo circa 1982, oh, and that one that ate that posh lad t'other year.






If there is no struggle, there is no progress. Those who profess to favor freedom, and yet depreciate agitation, are men who want crops without plowing up the ground. They want rain without thunder and lightning. They want the ocean without the awful roar of its many waters. This struggle may be a moral one; or it may be a physical one; or it may be both moral and physical; but it must be a struggle.

Frederick Douglas

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 Post subject: Re: HKR Poetry Corner
PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2012 1:13 pm 
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Red Edit of Authority

There swims a predator on these boards
Quietly he's stalks the hordes

Step outta' line, you won’t be fine
You repeat, he’ll give you heat

There is no winning
He does the binning

So don’t be brave
You behave
Or he will dig your grave

The red edit of authority

Cab Crab never learned
He also never returned

There can be no debate
He’s not your mate

You cross Anakin
You can never win

Jaws is his theme song
There is no getting along
For you see, he’s never wrong

The red edit of authority

He is the anti debater
The crab hater
Our dictator

So what shall we do?
We need a clue

We must stand up
Stop this red flood
We need new blood

Without a fuss
We need Barnabus
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East Sard
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 Post subject: Re: HKR Poetry Corner
PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2012 3:25 pm 
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Some interesting stuff here, Mine's the most creative though.

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