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PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2012 8:26 am 
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As I proposed on the chat thread, behold - a poetry thread for us all to share our poetry.

This is titled, 'Let Down'.

Jelly Belly,
Oversized, Supersized,
Energetic - naaaaaat,
Like a roly poly.

Chunky, Rotund,
Lard from Penrith,
Is a fat git,
Never scores a try,
Tremendous double chin,
Obese, get ye passport,
Not injured, Fakey.


Barnabus 2012

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 Post subject: Re: HKR Poetry Corner
PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2012 8:33 am 
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This is titled, 'Seven'.

Michael Dobson,
Rovers Seven.

Edith. 2012.


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 Post subject: Re: HKR Poetry Corner
PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2012 8:35 am 
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Edith wrote:This is titled, 'Seven'.

Michael Dobson,
Rovers Seven.


I like that. The simplicity makes it.

Don't forget to sign off a poem with your name in italics.

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 Post subject: Re: HKR Poetry Corner
PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2012 8:37 am 
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Barnabus wrote:I like that. The simplicity makes it.

Don't forget to sign off a poem with your name in italics.

Oh, Yeah. :thumb:

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 Post subject: Re: HKR Poetry Corner
PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2012 8:41 am 
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This is titled, 'Sandy'.

Sandy, Sandy,
Your Spherical Head.

Woody Harrelson's brother,
Justin is brown bread.

Barnabus 2012

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 Post subject: Re: HKR Poetry Corner
PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2012 8:49 am 
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This is titled, 'Six'.

Blake Green,
Nasty & mean,
Only joking,
Rovers six.

Edith. 2012.

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 Post subject: Re: HKR Poetry Corner
PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2012 8:53 am 
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Title : Manu

Manu is strong
But not very long
Manu is cute
But he's a bit of a mute
Manu is fit
But only for a bit

Marfa 2012






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 Post subject: Re: HKR Poetry Corner
PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2012 9:11 am 
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Title: The greatest game

Crunch! "You b*****d, as he hits the floor!"
I don't wanna play no more.
The broken nose, and shattered limbs,

But the nose will mend and bones will heal,
The greatest game it gives us a frill.
The hit, the pass, the kick, the try,

I love the game it’s just the best,
No rucks or mauls like the other,
Just good hard blokes bashing themselves,

And in the bar the stories told.

Of long distance tries and massive kicks,
That went sailing through the uprighted sticks.
The greatest sport is Rugby League

Easty 2012






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 Post subject: Re: HKR Poetry Corner
PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2012 9:17 am 
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I'd just like to inform you all that I have already wrote one, two, three, four, five, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen, seventeen, eighteen & nineteen.

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 Post subject: Re: HKR Poetry Corner
PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2012 9:34 am 
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I Don't Like You

She loves to chat and likes a stat
Tit for tat
Rat-a-tat-tat

She maybe fat
She might be flat
I can't imagine that

She wants a FAG
Likes to brag
I doubt I'd want to shag

She maybe be scum
She thinks I'm dum
I know I won't succumb

Black & white
Full of spite
I feel bad I've had to bite

He-she
She-he
I wouldn't want her as my queen bee

So who is vous?
Here's your clue
Marfa Manu, I don't like you.


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