Tony Smith was in his Car and waiting at Traffic Lights when Royce Simmons pulls alongside in a brand new Rolls Royce. TS winds his window down and says blimey Royce they pay you well at Saints, not at all says Royce what I did is take all the trophies in the Saints Trophy Cabinet to the Pawn Brokers and I was able to buy this Roller and a new house with the proceeds.

Well thinks Tony I'm going to do the same, so Tony raids the Wire Trophy Cabinet and takes the contents to the same Pawn broker that Royce used. When he gets there the man offers Tony just £350 for the 2 Challenge Cups and League Leaders shield. Aghast at such a low offer Tony tells the Pawn Broker how Royce Simmons brought the Trophies from Saints and he was able to buy a new house and a Roller, Ahh says the Pawn Broker 'we were able to pay Royce more because the Trophies he brought us were all Antiques'.

It's the way you tell em Fatbelly.

I was in Saints souvenir shop the other day, they had a James Roby tray, it carries 12 mugs.

My mate has just bought this dog its a clever little thing. When Saints lose it lies down, when they draw it sits up. I said what does it do when Saints win?

He said I dont know I've only had it a month!

Funny You should mention that rogues, my mate has trained his dog to do the same thing for WIDNES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Boy was he excited last weekend.

best since "...and what about the vegetables"

I do like that one

What's the dogs name?

Its a black Labrador called spot

I told them to a Saints supporting friend in work today, he called me a p***k. How charming.

Anyway, he said that due to Saints giving up, and Liverpool's recent cup success, he is currently a Liverpool fan. I'm sure that will change though when Saints start to win a game or two. He also supposedly is paying for one of their 5 year season tickets, yet I've not seen him go to a game yet. He is the true armchair fan.