wouldn't have happened thirty years ago !

Thieving southern scumbags....Bloody awful when you can't even leave a book lying around down there these days.

"A book"?

It's worse than that – it was a link to a Daily Mail article that they've stolen off his interweb.

I suppose he must be right then. That certainly wouldn't have happened thirty years ago.

Sacrebleu ! just goes to show just how bad things have become nowadays...

Maybe that Assange chappie has tapped into Dallys secret fountain of knowledge?

Pah!

Such things of legend don't exist anymore.

Not at least in my mind, not after we paid a visit during a biking holiday to the fabled "Fountain of Youth" in what was supposed to be Merlin's back garden in the Forest of Paimpont, Brittany.

I drank from the Fountain of Youth as instructed.

Didn't fsk'ing work.

You drank from the Fountain of Indecision just next to the Fountain of Youth, I think.

It was a hard choice picking between the two.

it has it's limitations mate !

I mean,

it can't perform fookin' miracles !