Post subject: Re: C of E priests in sex abuse allegations
Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2012 2:04 pm
Ferocious Aardvark
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And, in the case of Islam, IIRC the intriguing idea that seemingly once you die, you get your pick of virgins for your eternal pleasure, as well as pearlescent young serving boys.
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Post subject: Re: C of E priests in sex abuse allegations
Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2012 2:20 pm
rover49
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Ferocious Aardvark wrote:And, in the case of Islam, IIRC the intriguing idea that seemingly once you die, you get your pick of virgins for your eternal pleasure, as well as pearlescent young serving boys.
If your entering eternity, what the hell use is a virgin , a couple of dirty slappers would be more apt
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Post subject: Re: C of E priests in sex abuse allegations
Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2012 2:57 pm
Mintball
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Ferocious Aardvark wrote:And, in the case of Islam, IIRC the intriguing idea that seemingly once you die, you get your pick of virgins for your eternal pleasure, as well as pearlescent young serving boys.
The whole 72 virgins thing may well be a bit of a case of poor translation – it may just be 72 grapes.
rover49 wrote:If your entering eternity, what the hell use is a virgin , a couple of dirty slappers would be more apt
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Post subject: Re: C of E priests in sex abuse allegations
Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2012 5:38 pm
Ferocious Aardvark
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Mintball wrote:The whole 72 virgins thing may well be a bit of a case of poor translation – it may just be 72 grapes.
I'm no expert, but
Quote:Koran 37:40-48 ...They will sit with bashful, dark-eyed virgins, as chaste as the sheltered eggs of ostriches.
What's a dark-eyed, chaste grape?
Quote:Koran 56:7-40 ...We created the houris (the beautiful women) and made them virgins[grapes], loving companions for those on the right hand.. "
Koran 55:70-77 "In each there shall be virgins [grapes] chaste and fair... Dark eyed virgins [grapes] sheltered in their tents whom neither man nor Jin will have touched before..
Grapes? In tents? No, if I read using the "grapes" version, I'm afraid it just doesn't make sense.
Maybe the confusion between 72 virgins and grapes is just because there's a large bunch of 'em
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