He should use 'Lesbian Seagull' as his entry. Have a look on youtube for it and I'm sure you'll agree.

He will perform a song to be penned by Grammy winner Martin Terefe and Ivor Novello-winning Sacha Skarbek, who co-wrote James Blunt's massive hit You're Beautiful.
I hope they don't make a James Blunt of themselves.

At last, something you and I agree on!

I know Eurovision's a joke, BUT....

British singers, songwriters and groups have hits all over the world and write some of the world's best music.

So, why can we enter a song along those lines, instead of the usual crap we enter? We almost won in the year that Andrew Lloyd Webber wrote the song and appeared on stage miming the piano, which goes to show that it's WHO you enter into the competition, not what.

The best showing for years, so what did they follow it up with? Some spotty little get singing something written by Pete Waterman. FFS!!!

Imagine if someone like Robbie Williams or Kasabian entered. OK it won't happen - but if we then LOST, we could write it off for sure as being the political joke it is. Having the profile they have, though, they SHOULD win by a mile.

Because any halfway credible singer/band wouldn't be seen dead on stage at Eurovision.

There is that, for sure. Shame, really.

In any case, I'm sure you're not suggesting that Andrew Lloyd Webber is not credible...?

I defy anyone to disagree. People who buy Jedward records should be fooked to death with a lump of rough-cut 2x4, primarily, though not exclusively, to prevent them further polluting the gene pool.

Well not if you actually like musical theatre and consider it a credible art form.


And Jedward make records?????

I suppose he's in the fortunate position that he doesn't need to be seen to be 'cool' to be successful in his chosen field.

Austria's song is so brilliantly stupid that it's amazing.

For anyone wanting a "listen" search "Woki mit deim Popo" on a certain video site.