Post subject: Re: Eurovision 2012 - Engelbert Humperdinck for UK
Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 6:54 am
Neil HFC
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Thgey'll all be hard pressed to beat the Moldovan entry from last year.
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Post subject: Re: Eurovision 2012 - Engelbert Humperdinck for UK
Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 9:32 am
Stand-Offish
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At least we won't have to spend energy hoping for a UK win. I can't remember a 75 year old bloke winning a recent Eurovision, so let's play it for laughs.
What should we dress him in? Shall we have him dancing as well? Shall we have grannies on zimmers as his backing group? Will he come on stage on a mobility scooter? Will he be a 'bad ass'? I can't wait!
He can't do a lot worse than our recent efforts.
However, here he is below predicting his final score.
On second thoughts ... he's playing invisible darts.
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Post subject: Re: Eurovision 2012 - Engelbert Humperdinck for UK
Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 9:45 am
Boomshakalaka
International Star
Joined: Feb 21 2012 Posts: 10
Kosh wrote:Looks like we finally get the point about Eurovision.
Exactly!
At long last the penny has dropped, and we should enter into the spirit of it with with a newfound confidence.
For next year, can we have Freddy Starr resplendent in an Elvis costume, belting out "Rule Britannia" before leaping wild eyed off the stage to dry hump the leg of some random large blonde lady foolish enough to sit in the front row?
Britain at its best, and Johnny Foreigner back in the box!
Post subject: Re: Eurovision 2012 - Engelbert Humperdinck for UK
Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 9:55 am
Ferocious Aardvark
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Yes, we are certainly finally playing them at their own game. And as a bonus, Hump can certainly sing, plus he specialises in the sort of schmaltzy ballads with big heartstring choruses that go down well with Euro audiences. Plus he's well known around the world, especially by tanning product manufacturers and hairdressers so has a big core support.
We should have entered Paul McCartney that year he did the Frog Chorus.
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Has Ireland ever scored nul points?
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