That wasn't an offer by the way.


Sorry Dally.

Vacuum cleaners are more hygenic.

From the link ...The government vaccinates young women aged 12 to 13 against HPV.

I was under the impression that they were old enough if their feet reached the floor . Apparently the government approve when their knees touch the floor .

Always go for a 68

That's where she goes down on you and you owe her one

Or do the finger sniffing test first. Some are preferable to munch on than others.

With your love of cod I would have thought that it's other way around.

Clean ones smell of cod .

I once knew a guy who contracted chlamydia in his mouth from going down on a dirty bird. He was mentally scared that much that the mere mention of oral sex would make him gip. True story.

It could be pointed out that if your acquaintance didn't go around having casual sex ...

I think the rule is, if when you open it up it looks like you are opening up a cheese toastie, then dont go anywhere near it!