Joined: May 25 2002 Posts: 37704 Location: Zummerzet, where the zoider apples grow
The Ark Royal's still knocking around somewhere, mebbe we could get the Koreans to do a cut & shut job on it
The older I get, the better I was
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I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full-frontal lobotomy ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ kirkstaller wrote: "All DNA shows is that we have a common creator."
cod'ead wrote: "I have just snotted weissbier all over my keyboard & screen"
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ "No amount of cajolery, and no attempts at ethical or social seduction, can eradicate from my heart a deep burning hatred for the Tory Party. So far as I am concerned they are lower than vermin." - Aneurin Bevan
cod'ead wrote:The Ark Royal's still knocking around somewhere, mebbe we could get the Koreans to do a cut & shut job on it
Air craft carriers are no use to us as our new fighter won't land on them! Politicians / the MOD beggar belief. No carriers at present. Two on order but we'll only order two. Scrapped the Harriers and ordered 'planes that have been designed erroneously and may need to be scrapped / completely redesigned before they can be used! What's a few billion quid in these austere times though?
Joined: Mar 08 2002 Posts: 26578 Location: On the set of NEDS...
Bigpev wrote:Maggie Thatcher and the rest of the Bullington Bullies in the cabinet and then put the t**t Mark Thatcher in charge of navigation, never seen again
Advice is what we seek when we already know the answer - but wish we didn't
I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full-frontal lobotomy ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ kirkstaller wrote: "All DNA shows is that we have a common creator."
cod'ead wrote: "I have just snotted weissbier all over my keyboard & screen"
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ "No amount of cajolery, and no attempts at ethical or social seduction, can eradicate from my heart a deep burning hatred for the Tory Party. So far as I am concerned they are lower than vermin." - Aneurin Bevan
Quote:A Department for Culture, Media and Sport spokesman said the palace had made it clear that the Diamond Jubilee celebrations should reflect the current economic climate.
So hire the local church hall (or maybe use one of her own church halls), some trestle tables, paper tablecloths, folding chairs, Iceland sausage rolls and vol-au-vents, loads of Panda Pop and the kid from the next street who got himself a "You Are The DJ" 50 watt amp and a couple of dozen iTunes vouchers for christmas.
Sorted, and it'll still be more than I can afford for my wifes 50th this year.
cod'ead wrote:Look like it could now be a goer with private money funding it
Quote:A Department for Culture, Media and Sport spokesman said the palace had made it clear that the Diamond Jubilee celebrations should reflect the current economic climate.
So hire the local church hall (or maybe use one of her own church halls), some trestle tables, paper tablecloths, folding chairs, Iceland sausage rolls and vol-au-vents, loads of Panda Pop and the kid from the next street who got himself a "You Are The DJ" 50 watt amp and a couple of dozen iTunes vouchers for christmas.
Sorted, and it'll still be more than I can afford for my wifes 50th this year.
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Joined: May 25 2002 Posts: 37704 Location: Zummerzet, where the zoider apples grow
I'm warming to the idea, mebbe we can be "all sailing in it together"?
The older I get, the better I was
Advice is what we seek when we already know the answer - but wish we didn't
I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full-frontal lobotomy ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ kirkstaller wrote: "All DNA shows is that we have a common creator."
cod'ead wrote: "I have just snotted weissbier all over my keyboard & screen"
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ "No amount of cajolery, and no attempts at ethical or social seduction, can eradicate from my heart a deep burning hatred for the Tory Party. So far as I am concerned they are lower than vermin." - Aneurin Bevan
Joined: Feb 26 2002 Posts: 948 Location: Strummerville
El Barbudo wrote:Fine. Put me down for a tenner and a very sharp knitting needle.
Mind you, we'd have to make sure the Duke of Ed isn't present, he's that dessicated, he'd just soak up the ocean as the boat sank.
So, here's the plan. We send out invitations for a regal party on board the HMS Halfords. Guest list to include all royals (regardless of how minor, but not the aforementioned regal biltong ), all heridary peers and their male offspring, the PM, the Chancellor, Michael Gove, that bloke at HMRC who let Vodafone off the hook (off the hook ... good eh?), the Murdochs, Richard Desmond and Ant and Dec.
Any more ?
Ed 'anonymous' Milliband. Russell Brand Any of the lowlifes who's appearance on TV makes me start throwing shoes
Joined: May 10 2002 Posts: 47951 Location: Die Metropole
Apparently, Michael Gove is unhappy. He never suggested that the taxpayer should foot the bill for a new royal yacht. His letter on the subject was just "loosely worded'.
Apparently, Michael Gove is unhappy. He never suggested that the taxpayer should foot the bill for a new royal yacht. His letter on the subject was just "loosely worded'.
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