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 Post subject: Re: Kim Jong Il
PostPosted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 11:33 am 
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His successor, Kim Jong-un is one up on his predecessor, having already starred in a film with Cliff Richard.






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 Post subject: Re: Kim Jong Il
PostPosted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 11:51 am 
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Mintball wrote:Apparently the media in North Korea used to quite regularly report that he'd hit three or more holes in one in a game.

You couldn't make it up.

Except that they obviously did.


11 holes in one, in a round of 38. Which must be a world record, even if it's not one recognised by Guinness






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 Post subject: Re: Kim Jong Il
PostPosted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 12:00 pm 
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tb wrote:11 holes in one, in a round of 38. Which must be a world record, even if it's not one recognised by Guinness


But as he neither urinated nor defecated, he clearly wasn't taking the pis.s and it's clearly not a load of sh.it, so I have to believe it.






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 Post subject: Re: Kim Jong Il
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 Post subject: Re: Kim Jong Il
PostPosted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 12:12 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Kim Jong Il
PostPosted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 12:40 pm 
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Wnidyone2012 wrote:Most of his people live in the 13th Century.


You're confusing it with Afghanistan.






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 Post subject: Re: Kim Jong Il
PostPosted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 12:53 pm 
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Image
Looking at rice.


Not an idle occupation either; seemingly it was essential that every grain of rice he ate was the same width and length. So, in Pythonesque-work-experience-meets-real life mode, he employed people to check individually all incoming grains of rice in his kitchen, to ensure uniformity.

You see, there are many ways to create jobs, if you use your imagination.


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Not an idle occupation either; seemingly it was essential that every grain of rice he ate was the same width and length. So, in Pythonesque-work-experience-meets-real life mode, he employed people to check individually all incoming grains of rice in his kitchen, to ensure uniformity.

You see, there are many ways to create jobs, if you use your imagination.






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 Post subject: Re: Kim Jong Il
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Bruce Forsyth will no doubt be next but not the indestructible Margret Thatcher!






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 Post subject: Re: Kim Jong Il
PostPosted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 12:58 pm 
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I did the 9 hole course at Skegness in 21, a few years ago, so I don't think it is that implausible. I had to deal with a windmill in the middle of one fairway (sp?) and only had one club, as well.






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I'm confused: CNN says Kim Jong-Il is dead, but N. Korean press says he's currently fighting a 100-ft. tall U.S. super-robot after somehow managing to defeat Godzilla.






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