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 Post subject: Family Solicitor
PostPosted: Thu Dec 15, 2011 8:57 pm 
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Anyone on here a family / divorce solicitor who wouldn't mind offering some advice?

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 Post subject: Re: Family Solicitor
PostPosted: Thu Dec 15, 2011 9:19 pm 
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While we're at it, if anyone's a painter and decorator who likes working for nowt, my hallway could do with some sprucing up.






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 Post subject: Re: Family Solicitor
PostPosted: Thu Dec 15, 2011 9:57 pm 
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Rock God X wrote:While we're at it, if anyone's a painter and decorator who likes working for nowt, my hallway could do with some sprucing up.


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 Post subject: Re: Family Solicitor
PostPosted: Thu Dec 15, 2011 11:23 pm 
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Wirefan wrote:Anyone on here a family / divorce solicitor who wouldn't mind offering some advice?


Don't get married. Find a woman you hate, and give her your house.






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 Post subject: Re: Family Solicitor
PostPosted: Fri Dec 16, 2011 10:20 am 
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Wirefan wrote:Anyone on here a family / divorce solicitor who wouldn't mind offering some advice?


I'm not a solicitor but I'm getting divorced. What advice would you like? Might be a bit biased, like.






"I've not come 'alfway round t'world fot watch us lose. And I've come halfway round t'world, an' av watched um lose"

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 Post subject: Re: Family Solicitor
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Be sure to post every development - no matter how small - as a facebook status. Especially if it's a row about access to the kids.






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 Post subject: Re: Family Solicitor
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Good one. And be sure to refer to her as 'that bitch' at all times.






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 Post subject: Re: Family Solicitor
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You now have a licence to turn up leathered in the small hours at your former residence and terrify your kids by staggering around the front garden shouting incomprehensible obscenities.






If there is no struggle, there is no progress. Those who profess to favor freedom, and yet depreciate agitation, are men who want crops without plowing up the ground. They want rain without thunder and lightning. They want the ocean without the awful roar of its many waters. This struggle may be a moral one; or it may be a physical one; or it may be both moral and physical; but it must be a struggle.

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 Post subject: Re: Family Solicitor
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Once the divorce goes through, you can go back to just being brother and sister again






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 Post subject: Re: Family Solicitor
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Wirefan wrote:Anyone on here a family / divorce solicitor who wouldn't mind offering some advice?

My advice is....... change your avatar before you go to court.






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