Post subject: Santa and Elf held liable in Court of Appeal
Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2011 10:00 am
Ferocious Aardvark
International Chairman
Joined: Feb 17 2002 Posts: 28357 Location: MACS0647-JD
Elf & Safety is real. Make no mistake.
In a decision which will doubtless be described as either compensation culture gone mad, or a sensible and level-headed assessment of the facts and responsibility for public safety, Santa and one of his Elves have been found negligent following the visit of Mrs. Dufosse, an elderly lady who was injured when she tripped and fell over an icicle in Santa's grotto.
It happened in a well-known London department store. Santa and his elf were originally cleared, but the case went on appeal, and was deliberated on and eventually decided in the giddy heights of the Court of Appeal, Lord Justice Rix, Lord Justice McFarlane LJ and Sir Mark Potter. They found: "Even though the system used by Santa and the elf might have been excellent, the elf was concerned with many other duties and it was possible that on that occasion Santa and the elf were not as careful in the taking of precautions as they should have been."
In a seasonal decision offering comfort to the millions who will be taking their life in their hands in passing through Santa's Grotto in the next week or so, the Court of Appeal observed: "In the circumstances, it was not D's duty to ensure that there were no tripping hazards in the grotto; it was the duty of Santa and the elf."
Last edited by Ferocious Aardvark on stardate Jun 26, 3013 11:27 am, edited 48,562,867,458,300,023 times in total
In a country with a great system such as the NHS the amount of compensation culture is ridiculous it has to be said. Ok this is an elderly lady so may have been effected worse but what happened to when a fall was just a fall and you got up feeling a bit daft not just wanting to get a ridiculous amount of compensation from somewhere.
This isn't a sleeping giant, it's a giant! Denis Betts Nov 2010
Post subject: Re: Santa and Elf held liable in Court of Appeal
Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2011 10:26 am
Rock God X
Player Coach
Joined: Oct 21 2006 Posts: 10852
J20 wrote:BARMY!
In a country with a great system such as the NHS the amount of compensation culture is ridiculous it has to be said. Ok this is an elderly lady so may have been effected worse but what happened to when a fall was just a fall and you got up feeling a bit daft not just wanting to get a ridiculous amount of compensation from somewhere.
Post subject: Re: Santa and Elf held liable in Court of Appeal
Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2011 10:40 am
Sandro II Terrorista
Player Coach
Joined: Jan 15 2007 Posts: 11924 Location: Secret Hill Top Lair. V.2
I take it that Mr. Justice Aardvark's lack of response thus far is due to his uncontrollable hilarity.
If there is no struggle, there is no progress. Those who profess to favor freedom, and yet depreciate agitation, are men who want crops without plowing up the ground. They want rain without thunder and lightning. They want the ocean without the awful roar of its many waters. This struggle may be a moral one; or it may be a physical one; or it may be both moral and physical; but it must be a struggle.
Post subject: Re: Santa and Elf held liable in Court of Appeal
Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2011 11:37 am
Rock God X
Player Coach
Joined: Oct 21 2006 Posts: 10852
Quote:It was not the family’s responsibility to see this icicle. They had the excitement of grandchildren going to see Father Christmas and a very pretty elf beckoning them in.
Christianity: because you're so awful you made God kill himself.
Post subject: Re: Santa and Elf held liable in Court of Appeal
Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2011 12:53 pm
McLaren_Field
International Chairman
Joined: Feb 26 2002 Posts: 32466 Location: Leeds
I've always said that someone should look closer at that Santa and his working practices, I suppose he'll say that its just a coincidence that every single one of his employees is an elf but you have to question the recruitment policy of a business who manage to have 100% of its staff from only one ethnic mix, have you ever seen any black elves, or tall elves, or old elves, no I thought not.
Offshore manufacturing to keep wage rates down, RSPCA issues in using animals as transport, Rudoph's bullying in the workplace which was never investigated properly, and that year that he left me some liquer chocolates that were two years beyond their sell by date.
AT THE RIPPINGHAM GALLERY .................................................................... ART PROFILE ................................................................... On Twitter ................................................................... On Facebook ...................................................................
Post subject: Re: Santa and Elf held liable in Court of Appeal
Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2011 12:57 pm
rover49
Player Coach
Joined: Mar 05 2007 Posts: 13190 Location: Hedon (sometimes), sometimes Premier Inn's
I am in the WTF camp on this one.
Perhaps they should jail Santa, put it on the news and have a millions of little kids crying as well.
'when my life is over, the thing which will have given me greatest pride is that I was first to plunge into the sea, swimming freely underwater without any connection to the terrestrial world'
Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 65 guests
You cannot post new topics in this forum You cannot reply to topics in this forum You cannot edit your posts in this forum You cannot delete your posts in this forum You cannot post attachments in this forum
camp on this one.
