Post subject: Re: Survivor game cannot be stopped, juggernaut innit.
Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 6:54 pm
WormInHand
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Anakin Skywalker wrote:I gave you my idea. Name the best film that NEVER got a best picture oscar. Then get 5/6 judges to decide the best of the suggestions.
Bugger off Darth, that's another blokey boring idea. THE most numbing one yet, in fact.
I suggest an MS Paint competition depicting the Rovers' board Mods team wearing just Santa hats. On their heads.
Or the script for a Nativity play starring Hudge as Joseph, Crossland as the Virgin and Sandyschlong as the Messiah. Mike Smith can be the wise man and Allam the ass.
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There ain’t no music East side of this city That’s mellow like mine is, That’s mellow like mine.
Post subject: Re: Survivor game cannot be stopped, juggernaut innit.
Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 7:20 pm
Mrs Barista
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WormInHand wrote:Or the script for a Nativity play starring Hudge as Joseph, Crossland as the Virgin and Sandyschlong as the Messiah. Mike Smith can be the wise man and Allam the ass.
That's just silly. Wizard of Oz would be better:
Smith = The Scarecrow, talks a lot but no substance Sandercock = Cowardly Lion on account of bleating already about KR's opening fixtures and his concerns Clinton = The Tin Man - big barrel chest but no heart Guest appearances by Clint Newton as Dorothy (shefellover in the poppy field and ultimately there's no place like home) Justin Morgan = Toto (Newton's lapdog) Hudgell = Oompa Loompa
That just leaves the Wicked Witch of the West to cast. Oh, go on then.
Post subject: Re: Survivor game cannot be stopped, juggernaut innit.
Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 7:34 pm
WormInHand
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Anakin Skywalker wrote:So women never watch films then? Or perhaps its a 'blokey' idea because you don't like it? Or perhaps you are sulking because MR won't use your idea?
Nil out of three, Darth, me old son. Just blokey boring, end of.
Lets look at the facts of the last three games:
Betting. Bloke orientated and boring. The blokes got us out of the mire whilst us ladies examined our nails.
Stupid blokey electronic game. X-Box and PlayStaion-like. Mind-numbingly boring for girls, but I still provided sufficiently good scores to get though, proving that us girls may have distaste for a thing but can apply themselves to most things regardless.
NFL Predictions Bloke-orientated and reminiscent of the betting task. Applied 15 minutes of female logic to win by five, proving above point again.
Films are also things blokes tend to rave about rather than girls. Doesn't mean we don't like them or appreciate them, just don't go on and on about them or attend seminars dedicated to them trembling naked under Vader costumes.
I just think my suggestions hold broader appeal to the averagely intelligent person, but thanks for your input. And you were so very nice about my World Cup song too
Philip Larkin wrote:
There ain’t no music East side of this city That’s mellow like mine is, That’s mellow like mine.
Post subject: Re: Survivor game cannot be stopped, juggernaut innit.
Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 7:37 pm
WormInHand
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Mrs Barista wrote:That's just silly. Wizard of Oz would be better:
Smith = The Scarecrow, talks a lot but no substance Sandercock = Cowardly Lion on account of bleating already about KR's opening fixtures and his concerns Clinton = The Tin Man - big barrel chest but no heart Guest appearances by Clint Newton as Dorothy (shefellover in the poppy field and ultimately there's no place like home) Justin Morgan = Toto (Newton's lapdog) Hudgell = Oompa Loompa
That just leaves the Wicked Witch of the West to cast. Oh, go on then.
Munchkins, weren't they?
Hudge the Munch. This could be a classic piece of writing. Excellent idea, Mrs B.
Philip Larkin wrote:
There ain’t no music East side of this city That’s mellow like mine is, That’s mellow like mine.
Post subject: Re: Survivor game cannot be stopped, juggernaut innit.
Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 7:56 pm
Mild Rover
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The task itself is a MacGuffin really. That's why I chose something that I thought would not take long (not to mention be seasonal). It'll be like the snotblock thing all over again. The Poms'll spend hours doing something brilliant on MS-Paint or researching Hollywood's great Oscar near misses, while Sean is busy making sure he gets the Aussie vote out.
How about...?
Write the opening sentence to your own novel.
'Thus I am tormented by my curiosity and humbled by my ignorance.' from History of an Old Bramin, The New York Mirror (A Weekly Journal Devoted to Literature and the Fine Arts), February 16th 1833.
Post subject: Re: Survivor game cannot be stopped, juggernaut innit.
Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 8:12 pm
Sandro II Terrorista
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This thread is starting to make me cry a little.
If there is no struggle, there is no progress. Those who profess to favor freedom, and yet depreciate agitation, are men who want crops without plowing up the ground. They want rain without thunder and lightning. They want the ocean without the awful roar of its many waters. This struggle may be a moral one; or it may be a physical one; or it may be both moral and physical; but it must be a struggle.
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