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PostPosted: Sat Dec 03, 2011 11:56 am 
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At least in Saudi, where a woman who drives risks being lashed.

After someone suggetsed that actually, maybe they should put women driving back on the agenda for at least discussion, a leading wacky cleric has ruled it out, saying that if Saudi women were given the right to drive, it would spell the end of virginity in the country.

Are women allowed on this forum? If so, and their male relatives will chaperone them and give them permission to post, I'd be interested to know how many feel that gaining the ability to drive compromised their virginity. Or maybe it's just a Saudi thing?
At least in Saudi, where a woman who drives risks being lashed.

After someone suggetsed that actually, maybe they should put women driving back on the agenda for at least discussion, a leading wacky cleric has ruled it out, saying that if Saudi women were given the right to drive, it would spell the end of virginity in the country.

Are women allowed on this forum? If so, and their male relatives will chaperone them and give them permission to post, I'd be interested to know how many feel that gaining the ability to drive compromised their virginity. Or maybe it's just a Saudi thing?






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PostPosted: Sat Dec 03, 2011 11:59 am 
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cod'ead wrote:I'll stick my neck out here and suggest that shagging has been responsible for the deflowering of far more virgins than any car ever has


For youngsters living with parents, etc the car can be a vehicle (pun intended) for virginity loss.

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Only men can drive in Saudi Arabia, and it has one of the worst road safety records in the world.

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Dally wrote:For youngsters living with parents, etc the car can be a vehicle (pun intended) for virginity loss.


..only if the drivers side door doesn't open.






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Marcus Notsquare wrote:Only men can drive in Saudi Arabia, and it has one of the worst road safety records in the world.


There was a US servicewoman arrested in Saudi a while back for the deadly sin of driving. Ironically, she was a pilot on active duty.

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