I considered posting one but thought better of it.

I dont know what is said but Bill Murray's whisper into Scarlet Johansson's ear before she sheds a tear in down town Tokyo is one of the best moments in cinema.

Jack Nicholson - 'What if this is as good as it gets?' in 'As good as it gets.'

More Coens, No Country For Old Men

Llewelyn Moss: If I don't come back, tell mother I love her.
Carla Jean Moss: Your mother's dead, Llewelyn.
Llewelyn Moss: Well then I'll tell her myself.

Wendell: It's a mess, ain't it, sheriff?
Ed Tom Bell: If it ain't, it'll do till the mess gets here.

Carla Jean Moss: Sheriff, was that a true story about Charlie Walser?
Ed Tom Bell: I couldn't swear to every detail but it's certainly true that it is a story.

Discussing bodies left after a drug gang shooting
Ed Tom Bell:I'd say these boys died of natural causes.
Wendell:How's that, sheriff?
Ed Tom Bell:Natural to the line of work they were in.

Hedley Lamarr to Lili von stup - shut up YOU TEUTONIC lover.

Bernie: Tommy, you can't do this! You don't bump guys! You're not like those animals back there. It's not right, Tom! They can't make us do this. It's the wrong situation, they can't make us different people than we are. We're not muscle, Tom. I... I... I... never killed anybody. I used a little information for a chisel, that's all. It's my nature, Tom! I... I... I... can't help it, somebody gives me an angle, I play it. I don't deserve to die for that. Do you think I do?

[Tom doesn't answer, he just keeps walking]

Bernie: I'm... I'm... I'm just a grifter, Tom. I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm an nobody! But I'll tell you what, I never crossed a friend, Tom. I never killed anybody, I never crossed a friend, nor you, I'll bet. We're not like those animals! This is not us! Th... th... this is some hop dream! It's a dream, Tommy! I'm praying to you! I can't die! I can't die... out here in the woods, like a dumb animal! In the woods, LIKE A DUMB ANIMAL! Like a dumb animal! I can't... I can't... I CAN'T DIE OUT HERE IN THE WOODS!... like a dumb animal. I can't... die!

[Bernie falls to his knees, praying]

Bernie: I'm praying to you! Look in your heart! I'm praying to you! Look in your heart! I'm praying to you! Look in your heart! I'm praying to you! Look in your heart...
[Tom slowly aims his gun at Bernie]
Bernie: I'm praying to you! Look in your heart. I'm praying to you... look in your heart... look in your heart! You can't kill me... look in your heart.

Stef: Data where are you going?
Data: I'm setting booty traps.
Stef: You mean booby traps?
Data: THATS WHAT I SAID! BOOBY TRAPS! God. These Guys!

Verna: Shouldn't you be doing your job?
Tom: Intimidating helpless women is my job.
Verna: Then go find one, and intimidate her.

We only take yipps that have been to college. Ain't that right eddie

'.....GORDON'S ALIVE??????????????'