Miles and miles of roadworks and no one working at any point of them.

The demise of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland whilst I watch through my fingers.

Scum in council estates who can't keep their front garden and property tidy.

Unemployed people on benefits with 3 kids they can't pay for having unprotected sex.

Lack of basic manners.

Idiots spending benefits on a lottery.

Gen Y and their attitude.

Career criminals.

Our 'knights of the road'...i.e. lorry drivers, who overtake on motorways. Look, lads. Do us all a favour, and stay in lane one. It takes some of you AT LEAST a mile to overtake the vehicle that you want to pass, thus causing HUGE tailbacks that you seem oblivious to. AND FFS, NEVER DO IT ON DUAL CARRIAGEWAYS.
Why do these vehicles have stickers on their rear ends saying "limited to 56mph" and then overtake something at 60mph, thus causing these tailbacks....numpties

People who find racism where there isn't any.

Limp handshakes, and handshakes that go on far too long

Not tonight they weren't. Crawled all the way home tonight!

Some of the idiots who use the tip at Woolston. Like the one today who was in front of me in a 4x4 that was too high to go under the barrier at the entrance. None of the staff were in sight so he just sat there holding up a line of cars behind him. Didn't beep his horn or get out. I ended up walking past him to find one of the staff who were at the far end in a bunch.

Once in, he parked so close to the exit that everyone was squeezing past him.

Plenty like him.

when was the last time you climbed out of your ivory tower and actually drove your bentley onto a council estate young 71?

Think I've said him before, but Fred the weatherman.
Also security at gigs who seem to think Access all area passes don't include the photo pits, though i just got on with photos as wasn't discussed again.

the fecking battery in the smoke alarm telling me it wants changing

but not at 4 in the moring with its constant bleeping when i had a few the night before

In fairness, the southbound slip road corner is quite tight.

X Factor. I win