Moving Forward wrote:Babies crying and whaling on public transport.
hmmm......
big fat Bitches in B&Q who moan to their balding short ar$ed husbands as to "why do people bring children to places like this if they are going to Cry all the time"
its a good job the misuss only told me that after we got out of B&Q other wise I'd have marched back in told the fat fecker. that "if she Wasnt too obese to be poked by her husband and have kids of her own she'd feckin well know that we arent allowed to leave two year olds at home alone sat in front of coronation street with a plate of pork pies and diet coke each. and if she wasnt so fat we could navigate our trolley down the aisles quicker and get our crying children home..
next time i might just karate chop my crying kids then scream at them to "shut the feck up as the fat lady cant concentrate on buying cheap tat for her bungalow"...and see if that meets with her approval.
Please a note to anyone without children:
Babies crying isnt a sound parents enjoy we have mostly been listening to it all day some lard ar$e that has heard it for five minutes is living a dream believe me.
sometimes I'm just looking for an argument when someone tuts in my earshot if my children are crying in public....go on do it .....DO IT...!!!!!