No, The chips are on the plate first and drizzled with gravy.

But at a chippy it's everything with chips,

Fish & Chips
Pattie & Chips
Sauage & Chips
Gravy & Chips

Come on, the people who work in Chippy's can't be trusted with what is and what isn't, can they?

I got done over today, I ordered a Chips & Fish, "5 minutes on the Chips" she said. Guy behind me wanted just a fish, It was late on and I'd 'bagged' the last fish so in her infinate wisdom she put another fish in and said to him "I'll give you this fish, He's waiting on Chips anyway". By now, chips were ready as the lady behind him in the queue wanted Chips & Pattie and she served it right away, I was another 7 minutes waiting on my the fish!

As I say, at a Chippy, everything is wrong.

Bad times.

Looks like the convicts, (am I allowed to say that?) are going with Crab for a starter. Could just be a ruse though, so that we think that they think we are going with Crab & they think that we think they are going with Crab. Either way there are a lot of crabs going around at the minute.

Itching now.

Our crab's better than their crab, it's not sunburnt.

Hey, you know if they're really feisty and argumentative like we're expecting? Can we run a private pool on how long before one says my username is apt and a sweepstake on which user it is?


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Bugger me, just read their thread - they're taking this very seriously! Good news, they've already mentioned "dessert" - losers.

More good news - they appear to think this "Toad-In-The-Hole/Roast Beef and Yorkshire" mess is a contender :



They're even talking about "getting a room". Off to Crack a Fat, all blokes together?

Saw that, I suppose they are like a fish out of water with this food business, a protein shake and a burnt shrimp, as they know, wont cut it.

Their 'desserts' look quite tasty, in all honesty.