text speak and people who can't use your and you're in the right context

getting a text off your other half when you are at work asking what you are up to, lol im at work woman what do you think im doing? scaling mount everest? re-inventing the wheel perhaps?

There, their, they're.

Another good one

people who use "okies" instead of "ok"
lol not sure why this drives me mad but it does

"Stunning" 3D
"Unexpected items in the bagging area"
Car parks that have enough disabled spaces for the northern hemisphere
Women comedians. They Just ain't funny
Realising that people from Warrington sound like Kerry Katona
Poor spelling or punctuation
Old people who shop in Supermarkets at the Weekend. You've got all bloody week!!
Sitting in a queue on the M6 (To/from work) and not hearing one sodding traffic report explaining the reasons
Whilst I'm on radio traffic reports, adverts for 18 hours before the actual TRAFFIC REPORT.
Charity bags. I emptied my poop drawer last weekend and have now caused a space the size of Russia to be uninhabitable for the next 300 million years. Give or take.
People who go for a run with their dogs attatched via a complicated series of harnesses and leashes
Exectives wearing hard hats (TV reports etc). They never seem to fit and It just looks wrong.
Grammar schools
Staffies

For a moment there Teesside, I thought you were consoling a tearful Worriers fan, after he found out RatBoy wasn't MoS.

Not sure if he still works there but the camp guy who works on the tills at Sports Direct on the riverside retail, he's properly annoying

Love it, I could also add were, where, we're. Mind you Wigan fans write as they talk. eg, 'Were are we?'

the amount of eastern europeans over here when there is 2.5 million on the dole