i see yer lakin frogs this aft yer shud put 50 past em ther nowt now. Have a gud uj owd cock. If only tha knew who i iam tha wuldnt believe it. i am like skarlet pimpenal. tara for now. byn the way whats all them other buggers chippin in for am only talkin to thee. they are a bit condesendin towads thee, tell em to bugger off. see the owd cock.

Morning Scabbs owd cock!

It's always a pleasure when I see one of your posts waiting to be read. Sets me up for the day!!

Alan, you seem obsessed, completely focussed on "who you are"??? Have you seen anyone about that obsession. It's completely disproportional. Nobody gives a toss who you are - yet you remain obsessed on that point?
This is symptomatic of neurosies owd lad. Perhaps I could hlp you with that??

Nip down to Post Office Rd this aft - I'll give you a consultation and as you give me so many laughs I'll not charge you!

So there you are you "other buggers"! Can you stop being condescending to Scabbs!! He's got feelings ya know!!

I will consider myself reprimanded and I retract everything I have posted so far. How dare I post on a free, open forum without pimpernels permission.

BTW RFF, Nice shirt and budgie smugglers today.


You blended in well, hardly noticable

Didn't want to draw attention to myself!

see Alan. Those big nasty fev posters saying nasty things about you have been told! They won't be calling you anymore rude names now they've been told to play nicely!!!

eee Alan lad, tha does make me laugh!!

Or will we?

Thanks for lumping my name on the same thread as this daft 2@'s

He's ace int he