Ah, thats why he dislikes you so much, you really are the enemy!!!

He had a crafty peek this aft! I knew he would - it does amuse me so much.

Course he did, he can't help himself. Bless him!

I'm liking the "I dictate when I come on here" bit!! Like anyone really gives a toss!!!!
Pretty much like the "you don't know who I am routine"

How do I get through my days wondering who scabby is and when we'll next get to read his prose???

He does make me laugh no end. It's worth a re-read of his posts just for a giggle at the banality and futility of his comments.
I would have though a man of his age would be considerably better than that, but, each to their own I suppose.

I see yer lots bin feightin agin. who's fault is it this time, at warrintun it were halifax, when yer went on leigh bus it war leighs fault when yer smacked barra lot on coach at fev it war barra fans, and now rugby league express is givin yer a reet dressing darn feightin agin wi halifax lot. yer nowt but a bunch of hooliguns wunt like to walk darn station road on a dark neet i bet they mug thee grannie. tarra owd cock.

hey up rotherham that dunt work at wood dene does tha, my meight wurks thear.

No! community nurse LD team! I think Wood Dene is my colleague's patch - not mine!

End of July my botty!!!

C'mon Alan, - have a look at those who are good at this stuff! You're not even a good amature! Starbug, Fevlad, Spener, Littlerich, Vikinman etc - now they are SL at this carry on.

You're making yourself the butt of jokes here with this stuff!! Show some originality at least!

If nowt else, you've set me off to Outwood with a smile on me face this morning!

1/10. Poor Alan, you have gone downhill lately in the trolling stakes.

Must try harder!!

I see what you mean RFF, he is past help