Where the chuffing 'ell has he gone (thin one not the imposter). Crowds are down, children weep and need consoling!
When we are this crap the mascot is the saving grace.

Well he was there against Quins, riding round on top of a cream egg and yesterday morning he did the 10k run in full costume, so maybe he was just shattered!

That was the fat one and he came last. Not good enough Rovers, I kick myself out of the Robins Nest to see a grand entrance and get nada.
Frankly since he and Olly Murs jousted last year its gone belly up.

The fat one wore the costume and did a 10k run in it, would you want to put it on in the afternoon after that!!

watch this space

Have we spent the million quid on a new Rufus suit?

Same material as the boardroom carpet then

Wonder what we did with the costume from Evil Rufus a few years ago (debuted on a Sat night against Cas IIRC, never to be seen again ).

That was a really poor attempt at a new costume.

Sure was, the one before / since that has been a huge hit when you look at the merch in the shop and in cars round Hull, his popularity with kids etc so big credit to the club for that, but that thing was just wierd-looking. For stupid-looking mascots though nothing will ever beat that character the Sharks had when we played them at Boulevard years ago, a mix of characters from bad American cartoons IIRC.