Or Faf du Plessis could run out a well set AB de Villiers and instigate a collapse

If you can here a dry retching sound, that'd be South Africa's traditional four-yearly massive choke.

South Africa & World Cups; unbelievable. Kallis & De Villiers looked well set, I nip out to take the cat to the vets, get back & turn on the TV expecting to see the Saffers coast home & they're 8 down! Surely they'll have to accept that the choker label is deserved if they blow this one.

I would love to know what AB is saying to du Plessis in that dressing room right now.

John_D wrote:I would love to know what AB is saying to du Plessis in that dressing room right now. some great pics of du Plessis getting it from the black caps here

John_D wrote:I would love to know what AB is saying to du Plessis in that dressing room right now. some great pics of du Plessis getting it from the black caps here

Congratulations to New Zealand - a small and sparsely-populated group of islands somewhere in the Pacific who also happen to be World Champions and Four Nations Champions in Rugby League.

flipper wrote:some great pics of du Plessis getting it from the black caps here They sent Kyle Mills out purely to give him a send-off. Marvellous

flipper wrote:some great pics of du Plessis getting it from the black caps here They sent Kyle Mills out purely to give him a send-off. Marvellous

Who is scheduling this World Cup???....

India & Pakistan don't meet until Wednesday, whilst NZ and either Sri Lanka or England have to play on Tuesday....Surely, it should be the other way around?

Choke Africa lol

In case you're not following Andy Zaltzman on Twitter: Faf du Plessis to change his middle name to Ucksake

In case you're not following Andy Zaltzman on Twitter: Faf du Plessis to change his middle name to Ucksake