Woo hoo, present and correct

Doctor Jive - legend!

Or as my dad used to call him 'doctor death'.

Flag etiquette and signals , once Nobby Clarke had told you , you never forget.

May I join The Salty Sea Dogs?

I've got an Arran jumper and I bet I'd be tip top at smoking a pipe.

When do we start singing see shanties with buxom wenches on our laps?

Once you've watched 'Carry On Jack' a couple more times.

Scoots off the Amazon...

Ha ha! God bless him. "B's and V's have got plenty of E's but J has only got one."

Mine too , always used to tell Grmble that his flag was upside down .