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[Anorak mode.]
All the fish is large on the north and south bank mate.Think the reason your portions are smaller is to do with transport costs.

There were a few although badly executed if I'm honest;

To the tune of 'Coming round the mountain'.

"He'll be s***ging {insert bouble barrelled dog breed here} till he cums!" - Repeat and change breed.

Was funny from within the stand but didn't catch on because nobody could second guess the next breed to be sung by the majority, Some I heard were; German Shepherds, British Bulldogs, Bischon Frise, Yorkshire Terriers and Yellow Labradores(appropriately). Had this been an home game it may well have been more organised with 'shouty man' to shout the next breed mid verse so that everyone was on the right hymn sheet.

They also take the skin off and eyes out.. Is this to make it weigh less or taste worse? Both are true.

HAHA yeah that was ours. We didn't have a particular order, we just kind of made it up as we went along. All good humoured fun. 'He'll be sh*****g up the shizu' was my favourite. Did you get our song sheets? LOL.

I drove and didn't get there early enough to do a couple of pubs, I liked that chant, we can deffinately try it at home with more conviction!

Make no bones about it,that was a howler.

you're almost certainly barking up the wrong tree there.

Could you lead me to the right one?

its even visible under the skirt.... best picture EVER.... she will need TWO socks.

She wont go short of a date... that's for sure.