F*ck

At least it was slightly longer before it all went wrong than back in 06.

I wouldn't mind if it was a decent ball, should have been despatched for four, so straight away we are on the back foot having to dig ourselves out of a hole.

Pitch still doing a bit, all feels a bit nervy, Trott especially.

Trott needs to straighten up a bit, Cook's looking a lot more settled of the two, nervy watching for me at the moment!

If we can get to lunch 1 down I'll be happy

Trott goes clean bowled by Watson.

Time for Kevin "I'm on fire" Pietersen to step up now.

Love how Warney called KP 'The walking ego'

Bowled by Watson

Like him or not KP will have a huge bearing on this series if he can find some form, the aussies are petrified of him.

I can't think why. He has all the effectiveness as a kitten in tiger pen.