Post subject: Re: Off topic, off season chat thread
Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2010 3:37 pm
Digger_the_Dog
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EAST HULL RED wrote:Toys are better quality than some dodgy shirts that are knocking about
No probs. Privacy suits me too while you're in the back room and I'm in the front with your lass
Ha ha, glad someone is looking after her, I never get the chance these days
Will send measurements later, need something classy and very frosty, the last thing I wanna see when I am watching a documentary on North Korea is your booty going up and down in my front room!!
Post subject: Re: Off topic, off season chat thread
Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2010 7:51 pm
Anakin Skywalker
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pmh wrote:Don't do it, he won't turn into a parrot (which would obviously be great, not as good as a macaw though) he'll turn into a terrapin and they're nasty little feckers. He'll bite you with his super sharp beak and then you'll have to flush him down the toilet, the result of which will be that he'll live in that big drain, Lambwath, that's it, and then grow to be four foot long, then the next time Burstwick floods he'll go on a massive gnashing rampage and the rozzers will have to draft in Jet Li to kung foo his bad ass and after that they'll charge you for his mercenary fee which will be at least £637.
Right well that covers Smooth but what about Crunchy? I once heard that eating Crunchy peanut butter will infact turn you into a Lama. Now I can put up with this (If he spits at anyone he will go to bed with no fresh grass for tea). My question is can I use his wool in making a coat or wont he produce enough? I have to work out the wool/Crunchy ratio you see and it may be more cost effective to just buy a jumper.
Post subject: Re: Off topic, off season chat thread
Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2010 7:59 am
Little Robin Redhead
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pmh wrote:Wanted to go see him for a while, could have gone to see him a few years ago in Edinburgh, went to see Jimmy Carr instead. That was an error, people called Jimmy are always c0ckends.
Ahh I like Jimmy Carr.
Im going to see Milton Jones tonight & Sarah Millican on Thurs.
I've just read that Kevin Cruise is in Star & Garter tonight, might try & persuade my mates to go.
Post subject: Re: Off topic, off season chat thread
Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 1:33 pm
Little Robin Redhead
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barton baird wrote:Al Murray mate,if you get a chance,go see him.Brilliant.
I've never fancied Al Murray TBH although I know a couple of people who've seen him & they said he was excellent. I've just booked tickets for Lee Evans next year. I've seen Dara O'Briain a couple of time he was brilliant.
Post subject: Re: Off topic, off season chat thread
Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2010 11:23 am
Sandro II Terrorista
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Roverswall wrote:Right well that covers Smooth but what about Crunchy? I once heard that eating Crunchy peanut butter will infact turn you into a Lama. Now I can put up with this (If he spits at anyone he will go to bed with no fresh grass for tea). My question is can I use his wool in making a coat or wont he produce enough? I have to work out the wool/Crunchy ratio you see and it may be more cost effective to just buy a jumper.
You heard wrong, it turns you into an Alpaca not a Llama.
Still good news on the coat front though, Alpaca's can be used to make great woollen garments, those Bolivians know a thing or two about keeping warm and they swear by it.
A Bolivian sporting a really rather smashing cardigan to keep the Andean winds at bay.
If there is no struggle, there is no progress. Those who profess to favor freedom, and yet depreciate agitation, are men who want crops without plowing up the ground. They want rain without thunder and lightning. They want the ocean without the awful roar of its many waters. This struggle may be a moral one; or it may be a physical one; or it may be both moral and physical; but it must be a struggle.
Post subject: Re: Off topic, off season chat thread
Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2010 11:40 am
Little Robin Redhead
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SirStan wrote:Was a great night, if a little off-tangent. What was that strange female heckler on about? "Portugese Breakfast"
She was sat a couple of rows behind me. Then there was the other guy, "the chickens are expensive up here!" WTF Must admit I've found myself saying Spoooon to the kids at breakfast time.
Post subject: Re: Off topic, off season chat thread
Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2010 4:21 pm
Bobbin' Along
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pmh wrote:You heard wrong, it turns you into an Alpaca not a Llama.
Still good news on the coat front though, Alpaca's can be used to make great woollen garments, those Bolivians know a thing or two about keeping warm and they swear by it.
A Bolivian sporting a really rather smashing cardigan to keep the Andean winds at bay.
I wouldn't mind seeing that lady in only her Andes.
Post subject: Re: Off topic, off season chat thread
Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2010 5:44 pm
Anakin Skywalker
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pmh wrote:You heard wrong, it turns you into an Alpaca not a Llama.
Still good news on the coat front though, Alpaca's can be used to make great woollen garments, those Bolivians know a thing or two about keeping warm and they swear by it.
A Bolivian sporting a really rather smashing cardigan to keep the Andean winds at bay.
You will laugh at my wifes reaction. 'So he has found time to go and find a picture of a Bolivian wearing a cardigan?' 'You two have way to much time on your hands'. I dont what she expected me to do, After all this is an OT thread and what is more OT than me having a chat about me turning my son into a Parrot, Terapin, Llama or Alpaca
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