Don't think he's got the brains to think that one through.

So 4 foot would be about waist high?
Marker pen = big willie?

It's "Crocker" and Hull FC were sensible not to make such a fanfare of his pending arrival given his conviction for affray.

Thanks for the info

Which, under previous application of the rules, would not have prevented him from getting a visa. In the same way that, for example, Eastwood's speeding convictions would not have prevented him getting a visa.

Anyway, seven weeks now since the announcement of Mason and current processing time is 4 weeks - reckon Rovers must have have heard he's cleared to come to launch this. He'll be here in 3 weeks for pre season. Bet O'Meley's counting the days.

I've already line up a wrestle, the big pan face has got no chance against my evil webbed feet.

On a side note, could somebody go to the shops for me? Noshe's, I nee some fags. This health tip is fecking killing me, I've only had two apples today and Ms. pmh is currently making some god awful pork meat ball concoction that is really going to upset my Italian heritage.

There's only so much that La Familia Cecchi can solve, and this aint it.

He may be disorientated by the drink, mind. Are you going to the well for it? Mason like to pi$$ al fresco, so careful he doesn't do a wee-wee in it.


A rather bourgeois request. Don't you have a downtrodden birdservant to do that for you once he's tied that bow and buffed up that medallion thing?


Try a Pot Noodle/Wagon Wheel combo. Nothing, but nothing, worse than a Foodie snob. Apart from one that supports Rovers. And smokes.

Hudgells had life size Willie Masons in various rovers kit designs scattered around Hull BEFORE he has got his visa, sounds like Hudgell has brains.....NOT!!!

Or perhaps he just has a little more information than we do.

Spot on. Absolutely no way he'd launch something as definitive as this without confirmation of visa. Sensible way of spinning out the anticipation of the mid November arrival IMO.