I know one Saints fan who ended up skidding on his back after trying to put in a high bomb but did anybody off here get concussion from one of the many balls being booted about the place.

If somebody like Roofs starts talking sense then I know he's had a bit of sense knocked into him in this way.

Our kid fell on his booty after slipping on a sausage when kicking one of the balls up

Stupid stewards confiscating the balls

The one doorman/steward I saw who took the ball was relieved of it soon after and the fun continued. He might have been huge and roided up to the max but don't underestimate the mind of a 9 stone thief.

One on One ball steal is fine.