I'll send him an email and ask him to send over some chocolates and flowers for you. Apparently he's desperate to impress.

pml

Are you really my doggy?

Didn't know I had a doggy, hadn't seen one around.

Hope you're a Norfolk terrier.

Wow thanks

god thats funny

You'll go far on here. Got the measure of me straight away.

You're like one of them penniless painters - not appreciated in your own time, world not ready for you etc. Fortunately, what with me being a visionary (early adopter of life-enhancing technology like Betamax and the bubble perm) I am a fan. Although I'm surprised that a fowl would want to keep a dog - bit high risk isn't it?

Don't take no shizzle us geese.

Don't think they actually are My Dog, looked in all my cupboards and everything. Think they must be a Weimar or a Dalmatian. Tetchy.

And you're correct, never been appreciated, leads to lack of shoes, just ask gingerspice.

looks that way, but unlike many i dont spend that much time on here so not interested in going far, just thought the heather mills gag was a good un especially coming from 1 of ur own which made it that much funnier, plus i know the crown robin from work so its a for him but you could do with some better material

you been planning that post for a while,ehh? Good to get it of your chest at last!!!!