Make that 5-0.

6-0 Carroll hat trick.

Brilliant stuff.

Never saw it, but, were the Newcastle fans chanting 'we're staying up'?

Hi, is that the police?

Yes, how can we help?

I've been raped. There were these massive black men who just kept attacking and attacking. I've never felt so violated.

Your name, sir?

It's Chris..... Chris Kirkland.

You didn't miss much to be honest, although, Carew's penalty is quite possibly still going. Awful.

I think Mr Murphy can expect a challenge from Mr Scholes after that

Typical United...

Looks like the referee needs a guide dog if he gives that as a penalty.

Typical shiothouse Walton, United throw the hands up and he points to the spot. Terrible decision, great save though.

Bit harsh on the ref that. Penalties seem to be given for any contact on the hand these days. It was massively accidental and shouldn't by definition be handball but penalties these days are given for any clear hand contact.