Gosh - it's a joke, is it ?

It all seemed so plausible.

The guy does it everytime, I personally aim to retire him (just like I did to Barry Eaton) from the gantry.

Name - James Whaling
Age - 17
What was your first Eagles game? - Not entirely sure, too young to remember, however the Eagles beat Widnes 32-30 on the day I was born.
All time favourite Eagles player? - Keith Senior, great player and a top bloke.
Which one opposing player would you like us to sign and why? - James Ford, was awesome when he was with us before and again is a top bloke.
Favourite RL ground visted? - Headingley, always a decent atmopshere.
Worst RL ground visited? - Easy, Waterhead.
Which team would you most like the Eagles to beat? - Wigan, again.
Which opposition player do you least like and why? - Rob Worrincy, money grabbing barstool.
Funniest moment at a Sheffield game? - Far too many to mention, I think Toulouse away this season just about takes the bacon, winding up their French winger in a "universal" language, and tipping Hillsborough Lad over the advertising boards at full time.
Any interesting facts about yourself? - I have been to see rugby league at every club in all three professional leagues with the exception of St. Helens, Wakefield, Harlequins and South Wales Scorpions.

You should be able to remember things at 17.

I've got a picture of the Widnes game on my wall. Andy Currier missed a last minute touchline kick to leave us convincing winners.

We have the same one on our wall. Well not the same picture, but you know, a copy.

It wouldn't have been that dark with the score at 8-0.

She must've painted the scoreboard first.