You should save the world and recycle them !!!

I do recycle them, I hang them on the back of the rear door and put tea bags, milk cartons and other such kitchen waste in them and then put them into my bin outside. She just has a grudge because she see's me going into Relish for my dinner!!

Summat about sending the other half to Africa to feed Bob Geldof's mates. Otherwise he chases them and beats them with a shillelagh. Not feeding me though is it. Hanging on for another half hour for Filthy Bacon Wagon v.2 from now on.

Bacon sandwiches should never come in carrier bags, only ever in white paper bags that have been bleached from the fallout of Chernobyl.

Hull? Top ten city with these sort of things going on? Pah.

Reet busy me today.

Best go for lunch.

No, they come in a gay plastic box but I have to as thety are not that big and to carry two is not easy so a bag is essential.

She is trying to bully me into doing things I do not want to do and has paid the price because the £4 a day she gets from me is going to be given to some other frying pan operator

Good work.

Never bow down to The Man.

I find greasy bacon sarnies help with a hangover..

Also coke (the drinking kind) was actually originally developed to cure a hangover..

Hangover Cure
Bacon Sarnie
Can of Coke
Mars Bar.....Really works..Jobs a good 'un

The company with "golden arches" - Strawberry Milkshake; best hangover cure ive ever had. Pure sugar rush to sort your body out.

Maybe....but my cure is far more appealing than a flippin milkshake

I wish there was such an easy cure for me now living in a ruddy Tory constituency again.

After having to grow up with House of Townend as my MP I've always managed to live in labour areas since going West.

Now some muppets have voted a blooming Tory journalist in.

My cure of large glasses of Sauvignon Blanc and B&H last night followed by one sausage sandwich, one sausage and bacon sandwich and two very strong cups of fresh Java hasn't worked.

Option (a): Move house
Option (b): Assasination?