if not im not sure who else Newton was hiding from

lauaki and fitz!!!!

how is lauiki today, I hear Bailey's been picking on him this week. Some nasty boys in SL this year.

You missed his motm display at CP?

On that subject has Galea had his cry baby rant this week? Apparently I hear Newton was moaning about the Wire pack being a bit rough.

Clinton is proving himself to be an outstanding acquisition. Hits it up hard and often and along with Liam Watts has an off-load in his locker which is going to give our attack another dimension.

Galea's fine, thanks for asking?

Is it true Esther Rantzen is in Hull this week to launch her new charity 'Hame Line'. They're manning the phones on Friday, Saturday and Sunday nights so any concerned black and white can phone in if they notice any Tongan enforcers that are being picked on by the other boys on the playground. Expect to be able to buy the 'Dont bully the Mafia' wrist bands anytime soon.

Your coach will probably let us know in a full page spread

Must have just picked a name out of a bag that day because the only thing he was good at was getting smashed on his arris every time he got the ball

You heard wrong then, It was Joel Clinton and he said Warrington are a big physical pack and thats what he likes.

Our pack can handle the rough stuff without resorting to hitting a player while he's on the floor. Newton never moaned about anything, where did you hear that?