How many more deflected goals with Lampard get?!

Lampard deflected goals = Gerrard's penalties won by diving - 5.

Gerrard would've definitely been given the penalty when Malouda was pushed over.

I guess things balance themselves out, after Malouda was gifted a mystery penalty at Anfield a few years ago.

As long as he's captain of my fantasy football team I couldn't care if Lampard's goals go in off his foot, shin, knee or backside.


"There are not many players who come out publicly and hold their hands up like I did after the Everton game.
I also had an air-kick at Wolves but, apart from that, I am pleased with my form this year.
In the first half of the season I was in really good form but after a couple of bad results, and what has gone on in recent weeks, the spotlight has been on me. But I feel as though I am playing well.
I played well against Egypt. It was important for me to come through that with a good performance.
I think I did carry on as a leader against Egypt. I think anyone who was watching the game could see that."

J. Terry

Do you get points for FA cup games?

Maybe...

"The club will give me a new contract if they want to. If not it doesn't matter, I'll still play my best and if I have to move then I'll move, no problem. It wouldn't bother me. I made the England decision quickly and didn't dwell on it, and I'm not scared of making big decisions. It's a club thing. It's down to them. I'll keep playing and see where it takes me."
J. Carragher


"I don't know how much longer I can stay on the bench. I have waited for four years and I enjoy my time here, but maybe I need to change it. I want to stay with Sir Alex because he is a great manager and we will try to find a solution because I am not happy to sit on the bench any more. I have always said if I feel I am not developing any more I will have to change something and that moment has arrived. I want to win things and I think I've proved I am good enough to be No.1 at United."
T. Kuszczak

Of course the big draw is tomorrow evening at 7:30 on BBC Radio 5

Two visits to Wembley for Villa. Two defeats.