Funnily enough, I ended up spending the last 10 minutes or so of the Crusaders game texting a young lady and explaining how suicidal I felt (she did text me first ). May I add at this point that she is a friend of a friend and we haven't officially "stepped out" yet. When I saw her on Saturday night and she was being really off with me I was a bit confused. Turns out she she was mad at me as I hadn't asked her out to a Salford match yet!!!

well does she want you to pay?

i was lucky with my missus she used to watch Swinton so we looked like world beaters

Does a bear poop in the woods?!

If ever the club needed justification to bring back the Golden Angel scheme this is it I struggle justifying paying for myself to watch Salford ta the moment never mind taking a woman with me . Oh, and she's a Liverpool fan, I think I should stay well clear tbh.