Joined: Oct 16 2002 Posts: 15284 Location: in the arsehole of the northwest that is Leigh
oggy123 wrote:im pretty sure we will have nothing too hide about a comfotable 2-0 will loook pretty good too me a nice double from tevez Come on city off to the pub i go CUMON CITY
Reg wrote:I'll tell you what pressure is. "Grand final, only seconds to go, and a field goal attempt with a split testicle and your shoes on the wrong feet."
He's neck scars proves he's lost his head Tevez, Tevez
He'll never have a sexy bird Tevez, Tevez
The argy lover, the ugly ****, they sewn his head on back to front
Carlos Tevez, herman munster head.
Catalancs wrote:It is just before the Arsenal/ Liverpool game. Arshavin goes into the changing room to find all his teammates looking a bit glum.
“What’s up?” he asks.
“Well, we’re having trouble getting motivated for this game. We know it’s important, but, you know, it’s only Liverpool. They’re a bit rubbish at the moment, and we can’t really be bothered”.
Arshavin looks around at them, all so demotivated, and comes up with a plan.
“Don’t you worry, lads, I reckon I can beat them by myself - after all I’ve almost done it twice before. You lads go and play on your Xboxes.”
So Arshavin goes out to play Liverpool by himself, and the rest of the Arsenal team go off to do whatever it is that teenagers do these days.
After some time they wonder how the game is going, so they go online to check the score. A big cheer goes up as the screen reads “Arsenal 1 - Liverpool 0 (Arshavin 10minutes)”.
He is actually winning all by himself!
Fast forward an hour or so, and Aaron Ramsey looks up from his Xbox.
“It must be full time now, let’s see how he got on”.
They check again.
“Result from the Emirates: Arsenal 1 (Arshavin 10 minutes) - Liverpool 1 (Torres 89 minutes)”.
They can’t believe it, he has single handedly drawn against Liverpool!
They rush back to the Emirates to congratulate him, but they find him in the dressing room, still in his gear, sat with his head in his hands, weeping.
He refuses to look at them. “I’ve let you down, I’ve let you down,” he sobs.
“Don’t be daft, you got a draw against Liverpool, all by yourself. And they only scored at the very, very end!” laughs Cesc Fabregas.
“No, no, I have, I’ve let you down… I got sent off after 12 minutes”
An old one that. I first heard it in 1998. Seriously old. It's probably even older than that.
Reg wrote:I'll tell you what pressure is. "Grand final, only seconds to go, and a field goal attempt with a split testicle and your shoes on the wrong feet."
He's neck scars proves he's lost his head Tevez, Tevez
He'll never have a sexy bird Tevez, Tevez
The argy lover, the ugly ****, they sewn his head on back to front
Carlos Tevez, herman munster head.
Reg wrote:I'll tell you what pressure is. "Grand final, only seconds to go, and a field goal attempt with a split testicle and your shoes on the wrong feet."
He's neck scars proves he's lost his head Tevez, Tevez
He'll never have a sexy bird Tevez, Tevez
The argy lover, the ugly ****, they sewn his head on back to front
Carlos Tevez, herman munster head.
Joined: May 09 2003 Posts: 5103 Location: Not Ford Field
Looked outside the area for me on that penalty call. If that particular contact that was made in the area is a penalty then expect 5 penalties a game to be given. Should make it a better tie though
El Pac Carnegie wrote:Looked outside the area for me on that penalty call. If that particular contact that was made in the area is a penalty then expect 5 penalties a game to be given. Should make it a better tie though
Case of Bellamy going down as soon as he crosses the white line. Had no trouble getting away from the challenge outside the box.
Joined: Mar 07 2007 Posts: 7121 Location: Warrington
Looked convincing in live play. Replays made it look dubious but Rafael was foolish for doing that in and around the box, similar to Richards' pathetic shirt pull vs. the mighty Everton.
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Come on city off to the pub i go CUMON CITY
