Sex twice a week and hope the wife doesnt find out.

I don't think you realise just how succesful our backers are

To me the perfect season would me being able to get tp all the matches, The shifting of fixtures is awkward to deal with work wise.
On the playing front I would like every game to go to the last few plays.
To finish top on points differance from the black & whites & to beat them in extra time in the grand final & cup. I will settle for any other outsider winning the competition & our young players improving game on game.

Well it's a disgrace that you're in the position you're in then.

See the private education payed off

Getting into the playoffs will do me

6th place, a win at Wembley, a derby double and an avg over 9,000 will do for me!

No need to be modest Zoddy

Id be happy with a top 6 finish, a win in the playoffs, a good cup run (semis?) and to smash the Giants.