Hes had a wayward drive all his life to be fair................

released from hospital with facial cuts

he was off to his local Subway


everyone knows how much Tiger loves his Sand Wedges

Tiger Woods crashes his car into a hydrant and tree. Eyewitnesses report that he lost concentration while moving a finger around in each nostril. He had a double bogey.

wondered how long it would be before someone made that joke

Sounds very much like a domestic with the missus to me. Non alcohol related, 2.30am, wife knocking windscreen in with golf club............hmmmmmm..........

"Its either me or golf Eldrick"

"But it earns us $100million a year"

"I don't care you son of a b*tch! You fly here, there and everywhere in the sun whilst I'm stuck here at home with the kids"

"Ah shut up you crazy b*tch. This is all because of the "accident" I had with your twin sister isn't it? Get over it. Right, I'm off out"

There were rumours hes been cheating on the missus actually

But who would cheat on this

ashley cole did with cheryl cole so anything can hapen

But Cashley Cole isnt worth over a billion and wouldnt have to give the other half 500 million

plus ashley is thick must be to cheat on her

is tiger that stupid