A fortune teller rescently told me you'd have no franchise in the very near future the tealeaves told her so

You are Neal Keeling and I claim my 5 pounds.

If that's the case, then you should expect a minimum of 7 losses each season

Hey don't pass the blame the tealeaves never lie

I feel trouble brewing!!!

I'll get me coat....

Which tea was being used? Or was it tea bags?

I prefer to read the future in sediment from bottles of real ale. The last time I tried it the sediment predicted I was heading towards being drunk, and it was right! The yeast never lies - tea leaves on the other hand are sneaky and underhand. They can't be trusted - the very words are used to denote thieves.

don't let Mystic Meg hear you say that she won't be happy & you certainly wouldn't be gettting a christmas card

"Leyther_geezer" sir: you are a "cad" and as such, need to be tied to a Salford City lamp post, and shot at point blank range, with a Blunderbus loaded with your own $hite.