I'm far from a winger my friend....and have no quams about being at the front of the line......I'll pass your love onto Succy aswell, oh and I don't often see Hitman666 taking a backward step.

Quaking in my boots mate , ever been to Brisbane Park, or know anybody that has?

yeah d-pat ive been to your place and it a poop tip and frezzing and as for winding people on here!!! well lets just say i cant wait till jan

and before you start im probley that mouthy prop you was on about at the beginning of this thread i wish i was playing but after suffering a season ending injury in the first game of the season ill let cowiearse succy (who aint even on here) but sends his love and hitman 666 (the name says it all) do the damage on you pal

sorry to hear of your injury bb what happened. I'm sure your fit lads will have a pleasant trip to Barrow.

dislocated his finger

don't take any notice about the hitman name! was supposed to be "SHITMAN 999" due to my passing skills , but kerwack has already taken it

Clint has retired so we need a new coach - hence the advert.

Maybe DPAT should put his name forward for the Woolston job
all that EXPERIENCE
get the boys in the caravan for away games
Banjo playing entertainment after the game(6 fingers)
free manure for Bennetts
pegs for the washin line

f$$k me think we should ask him

Proper comedian you mate. had a few lower league promotions and you think you are wayne bennett

thought you were the comedian matey(look at the replies from other clubs) as for wayne bennett...bin known do a good Tony Bennett on sat neet int club

Anyway Mr DPAT, were are all your cumbrian friends?

You need to spread the word and get yourself a bit of back up on here....It's gettin a little embarassing, I'm almost feeling a little sorry for you!

And on that note......I'm goin for a poo!

I've never been the sentimental type!