After having their 11th child, a Liverpool couple decided that was enough,
as the social wouldn't buy them a bigger bed and they weren't strong, or
smart enough to steal one.

The husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children.

The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would fixthe problem, but it was expensive. He told the scouser that a less costly alternative was to go home, get a firework, light it, put it in a beer can,then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.

The Scouser said to the doctor, 'I may not be the smartest guy in the world, but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me.'

"Trust me, it will do the job', said the doctor".

So the scouser went home, lit a banger and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count: '1, 2, 3, 4, 5,' at which point he
paused, and placed the beer can between his legs so he could continue
counting on his other hand.

This procedure also works in Middlesborough,
parts of Bradford, Huddersfield, and anywhere in Wales!

Rob, I absolutely love that. Only thing is it doesn't work in Middlesbrough, no-one can count that far.

i heard they could count to twelve in Middlesbrough

Fail on so many levels

Ever the comedian, Rob. Must have been one bloody long text, that.

yea about 8 texts worth i reackon not funny must be a manc