no.......NO!

methinks he protests to much

I'm more a basque man - I find the sleek sillouette is more flattering for my figure.

yes, i see that. black would suit you i think.

But which shoes would you wear with that?? Its the shoes that make you feel sexy!!!!

really? i would never have thought that.
think is people can't see my teddy and crutchless pants under my jeans and jumper but shoes may give it away

Thigh length patent leather Dick Turpin boots. They make me feel slutty.

Crutchless pants????? But that leaves nothing to the imagination then.

Practical though. He needn't pull his trolleys down before laying pipe.