Post subject: Barry Mckenzies plan to help Celtic Crusaders survive
Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 6:55 pm
Barry_McKenzie
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Joined: May 17 2009 Posts: 4389 Location: From Hammersmith to the Shire to LA to the world!! Goodbye!
I don't normally hand out free advice guys.
But I genuinely want Celtic Crusaders to survive and the club to be an enjoyable place to visit to watch a bit of footy.
So here is my plan.
It's simple.
Celtic Crusaders should relocate to Parc y Scarlets in Llanelli
The Brewery Field in Bridgend was never up to the job. So what do the club do? They move to a run down ground in Newport
Why waste your time moving east??
A few miles further up the M4 heading west is Parc y Scarlets in Llanelli, home of the Scarlets (formerly Llanelli Scarlets Rugby Union Club)
Here are a few photos of the place.
Nice??
It's lovely.
Now THATS a home ground that any RL club would be proud of.
Check it out
'You put your Wendell in, You take your Brownie out, You put your Bennett in, And you make it to the 8, You do the Oki Chokie, And you get knocked out, Thats what St George are about'
dally messenger wrote:parra had no ball and still looked like scoring all the time
The Chief wrote:What a knob Barrie MacKenzie is.
gutterfax wrote:I like Bazza. He chose the name of a cross dressing Austalian institutions other persona.....and is your typical Aussie w@nker living in London whilst he tries to get some culture by visiting Prague to get pi55ed on Cheap Star, getting a fondle from a dodgy hooker in amsterdam and eating a snail for a bet when in paris. All of these things will make him a cultural icon when his visa runs out and he is sent the way of his great grandparents....alas, not in chains this time.
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Also what was with the bloke walking around at Rodney Parade selling beer out of something that looked like one of those big plastic backpacks that gardeners use to spray weeds with?
I've never seen anything like it
I swear they had just painted over the bit on the back that said 'Weedkiller only' and replaced it with a handpainted sign saying 'Beer'
You need a ground with a decent bar area attached. It doesnt have to be like ANZ stadium in Sydney.
It should be at least an area with decent toilets, food and beer areas like the JJB in Wigan.
Not an Albert Steptoe lookalike wandering amongst the throng brandishing something that looks like a WW2 German flamethrower that dispenses flat warm lager into a plastic glass
'You put your Wendell in, You take your Brownie out, You put your Bennett in, And you make it to the 8, You do the Oki Chokie, And you get knocked out, Thats what St George are about'
dally messenger wrote:parra had no ball and still looked like scoring all the time
The Chief wrote:What a knob Barrie MacKenzie is.
gutterfax wrote:I like Bazza. He chose the name of a cross dressing Austalian institutions other persona.....and is your typical Aussie w@nker living in London whilst he tries to get some culture by visiting Prague to get pi55ed on Cheap Star, getting a fondle from a dodgy hooker in amsterdam and eating a snail for a bet when in paris. All of these things will make him a cultural icon when his visa runs out and he is sent the way of his great grandparents....alas, not in chains this time.
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Barry_McKenzie wrote:Also what was with the bloke walking around at Rodney Parade selling beer out of something that looked like one of those big plastic backpacks that gardeners use to spray weeds with?
I've never seen anything like it
I swear they had just painted over the bit on the back that said 'Weedkiller only' and replaced it with a handpainted sign saying 'Beer'
You need a ground with a decent bar area attached. It doesnt have to be like ANZ stadium in Sydney.
It should be at least an area with decent toilets, food and beer areas like the JJB in Wigan.
Not an Albert Steptoe lookalike wandering amongst the throng brandishing something that looks like a WW2 German flamethrower that dispenses flat warm lager into a plastic glass
Barry, welcome to the Crusaders fan club, definition of a fanatic
A person marked or motivated by an extreme, unreasoning enthusiasm,
Given your unrelenting discussion (I use that term in the loosest sense) You've finally come out of the closet, welcome to the Crusaders fan club.
Joined: May 17 2009 Posts: 4389 Location: From Hammersmith to the Shire to LA to the world!! Goodbye!
Traffic wrote:Barry, welcome to the Crusaders fan club, definition of a fanatic
A person marked or motivated by an extreme, unreasoning enthusiasm,
Given your unrelenting discussion (I use that term in the loosest sense) You've finally come out of the closet, welcome to the Crusaders fan club.
Just trying to help Traff.
Lets face it the club needs all the help it can get!
'You put your Wendell in, You take your Brownie out, You put your Bennett in, And you make it to the 8, You do the Oki Chokie, And you get knocked out, Thats what St George are about'
dally messenger wrote:parra had no ball and still looked like scoring all the time
The Chief wrote:What a knob Barrie MacKenzie is.
gutterfax wrote:I like Bazza. He chose the name of a cross dressing Austalian institutions other persona.....and is your typical Aussie w@nker living in London whilst he tries to get some culture by visiting Prague to get pi55ed on Cheap Star, getting a fondle from a dodgy hooker in amsterdam and eating a snail for a bet when in paris. All of these things will make him a cultural icon when his visa runs out and he is sent the way of his great grandparents....alas, not in chains this time.
NEW COMPETITION COMING SOON!! YOU COULD BE THE NEXT BARRY McKENZIE!! WATCH THIS SPACE!!
Joined: May 17 2009 Posts: 4389 Location: From Hammersmith to the Shire to LA to the world!! Goodbye!
I just cant see why the club don't try and aim a little higher.
This is a picture of Celtics idea of an all seater venue
But why not just ground share with the Scarlets??
Its about the same distance from Bridgend as Newport is.
Great stadium.
'You put your Wendell in, You take your Brownie out, You put your Bennett in, And you make it to the 8, You do the Oki Chokie, And you get knocked out, Thats what St George are about'
dally messenger wrote:parra had no ball and still looked like scoring all the time
The Chief wrote:What a knob Barrie MacKenzie is.
gutterfax wrote:I like Bazza. He chose the name of a cross dressing Austalian institutions other persona.....and is your typical Aussie w@nker living in London whilst he tries to get some culture by visiting Prague to get pi55ed on Cheap Star, getting a fondle from a dodgy hooker in amsterdam and eating a snail for a bet when in paris. All of these things will make him a cultural icon when his visa runs out and he is sent the way of his great grandparents....alas, not in chains this time.
NEW COMPETITION COMING SOON!! YOU COULD BE THE NEXT BARRY McKENZIE!! WATCH THIS SPACE!!
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