Just got six bottles of cider for £10 and I feel like I’ve been mugged for that price. In future I’ll just stick to getting my cider from ASDA.

Won’t be blagging it like my mates did yesterday though who got caught sneaking a trolley full of beer and a tent out of the entrance without paying. Had someone come up to me asking what’s happened as if I’m in the know about these things. Fortunately I am..

I'm off to the Horse & Trumpet later for a free pint of cider.

Cider is what we have in common today.

3 cases of strongbow for £18 at t'ASDA

Another thing we have in common is we’re getting free things. Later on tonight I’m getting free food. Its bribery to have me at their party!



I remember once drinking strongbow at a mates 18th birthday. Mate ordered me the first pint and I didn’t like it and then some bugger ordered me another one! Had to switch between that and me diet coke to swig it all down as my taste buds are very sensitive!

Love pear cider though!

Strongbow is nice. Woodpecker is nice.

He posted some idle chit-chat within 60 seconds of waking up? that's impressive.

I fancy some dry Martini tonight but not got the money so I gotta have what I’ve got.

Bill Switchgear agrees!!

Jack Daniels for me tonight.

Never had that unless it was sneaked in when I ordered some cocktail whisky for me and my mate in this little bar place because we couldn’t get in Hi Fi thanks to the bouncer been big on ID’s.

It was totally doomed that night because my mate couldn’t withdraw cash from his bank provoking him to ring up his poor mother in Burnley. The banter wasn’t bad with a couple of derby lads who though they fan base are bigger than Leeds United HA HA HA.

Had a subway to top that evening off didn’t I?