I can tell you about that loz, He made me read his blog 3 times

hippocrocopig?

Not my fault they ask me to in the celler with them

bet she thought he was Peter Crouch

Or stay in taxi ranks over night

is that so its dark and they dont have to look at you?

The only bird i've ever seen Rich with looked like a character from Guess Who.

She asked me to mate.

I'm going to write a book one day on if your not born with looks on how to still pull them.

I reckon I could make thousands.

did he offer to go halfs on a drink?

thousands of enemies?